What would the Catholic Church look like if it decided to be the leader in cybernetic consciousness and STEM education?
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Praise him, praise the Lord
He giveth our bread
Praise him, praise the Lord
He giveth our bread and circuit board
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By the time of Vatican Councils III or IV
There were certain signs of the times
That the church just couldn't ignore
Young people walk the streets with bionic eyes and feet
Right now our surgeons are easily beat
Hey, when your place at the table is out in the street
Get a couple new chips and now you can complete, just build a
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Commandments numbered 0 through A
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And we no longer care if you're gay
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Yes, a commitment to pigeonholing human sexuality seemed kind of moot now that we're a
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What does a science curriculum for the modern age look like?
Here's what we tell the alumni, on big dollar donor night.
Along with biologics we do classes in robotics
For the the bigger alterations we know all about hydraulics
But still, we field some questions, like What Would Jesus Do?
Great question. We think he'd do at least one internet-enabled tattoo.
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Lightly augmented Son of God
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Rockin' a Bionic Bod
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Virtually infinite memory banks
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So we can know all God's names, and give thanks.
Praise Him, praise the Lord
He giveth our bread, yeah yeah
Praise Him, praise the Lord
He giveth our bread and circuit board
Praise Him, praise the Lord
He giveth our bread, still doing the cracker thing
Praise Him, praise the Lord
He giveth our bread and circuit board
With the friars and the nuns all gettin' new parts
New valves and muscles, for the sacred hearts
Live your life for the glory of the Word and the Prayer
And with these lungs, no need to breathe air
Surgical skills, for a broken social order
Seal the area around the wetware border.
Run faster, jump higher
Your ministry is def on fire
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Cyborg Catholic High School