Rock this Minivan

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Sometimes, sexy comes with four wheels and a carrying purpose.

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No sports car for me, man,
'cause I'm gonna rock this minivan.

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I'm gonna drive it at a reasonable speed
Rock this minivan 'cause I'm a different breed
I'll use it to drive my kids around
Rockin that four-cylinder whiny sound

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The other day, I was looking to buy a car.
So I went to my local used lot,
and there was a man there, he said to me,
'By the power vested in me from my manager, we'll see what we got, yeah.'

It was definitely used, not a little dented
Ten years old or more, and previously rented
It started kinda rough, but make no mistake,
it came to life with a rumble and a shake!

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I'm gonna drive it at a reasonable speed
Rock this minivan 'cause I'm a different breed
I'll use it to drive my kids around
Rockin that four-cylinder whiny sound

Rock this minivan, rock
Rock this minivan, rock
Rock this minivan, rock
Rock this minivan, rock

Run these four wheels right into the ground
But being super-frugal makes me super-proud!

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Yeah, the payments on this one, they're pretty low
I don't even care if the acceleration is pretty slow
I got my loan right here, Mister Sleazy Man.
He said, 'You know you just said that out loud, right?'

Then he said, "Are you sure you don't want something more chick-attracting?"
I said, "Who do you think I am, someone you can be easily distracting?"
"The beige fabric is the best, and the rusted green paint gives me the chills."
"Besides, chicks don't want a magnet, they want someone to help with the bills."

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I'm gonna drive it at a reasonable speed
Rock this minivan 'cause I'm a different breed
I'll use it to drive my kids around
Rockin that four-cylinder whiny sound

Rock this minivan, rock
Rock this minivan, rock
Rock this minivan, rock
Rock this minivan, rock

Run these four wheels right into the ground
But being super-frugal makes me super-proud!

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I left the lot, with my papers in hand
this is all a part of my master plan
Somewhere out there's a girl who'll think my minivan is hot
And she won't mind too much that I've got a balding spot

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Rock this minivan, rock
Rock this minivan, rock
Rock this minivan, rock
Rock this minivan, rock

Run these four wheels right into the ground
But being super-frugal makes me super-proud!

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from Towering Love EP, released June 10, 2017

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Ham Sandwich Quantum Party is about enjoying the silly and nonsensical things in life. Like hilariously bad album art.

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